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Dear Sir,
I am Dr Lebechi Mike, the director in charge of auditing and accounting
section of United Bank for Africa (UBA) Nigeria. West Africa with due
respect and regard. I got your contact from INTERNET SEARCH ENGINE in
search
for some one I will trust. I have decided to contact you on a business
transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of
the
transaction. I have been monitoring a very huge sum of money belonging
to a
deceased person who died on October 31st 1999 in a plane crash and the
fund
has been dormant in his account with our Bank without any claim of the
fund
in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery
to
this development.
The said amount was U.S $7.5M (Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand
United
States dollars). As it may interest you to know, I got your impressive
information through the internet. Meanwhile all the whole arrangement
to put
claim over this fund as the bonafide next of kin to the deceased, get
the
required approval and transfer this money to a foreign account has been
put
in place and directives and needed information will be relayed to you
as
soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist us and
also
benefit your self to this great business opportunity.
In fact I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in
this
country as a civil servant (A Banker),we are not allowed to operate a
foreign account and would eventually raise an eye brow on my side
during the
time of transfer because I work in this bank. This is the actual reason
why
it will require a second party or fellow who will forward claims as the
next
of kin with affidavit of trust of oath to the Bank and also present a
foreign account where he will need the money to be re-transferred into
on
his request as it may be after due verification and clarification by
the
correspondent branch of the bank where the whole money will be remitted
from
to your own designation bank account.
I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free.
On
smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 30% of
the
total sum as gratification, while 5% will be set aside to take care of
expenses that may arise during the time of transfer and also telephone
bills, while 65% will be for me and my partners here in our bank who
know
about the money. Please, you have been adviced to keep "top secret" as
I am
still in service and intend to retire from service after we conclude
this
deal with you.
I will be monitoring the whole situation here in this bank until you
confirm
the money in your account and ask me to come down to your country for
subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously
indicated
and further investment, either in your country or any country you may
even
advice. All other necessary vital information will be sent to you when
I
hear from you. I look forward to receive your e-mail urgently, in other
for
us to start the transaction with out delay.
Yours faithfully,

Dr Lebechi Mike.

Dear Dr Mike,

Your kind offer of engaging in this transaction is very generous of you, sir!
I am flattered and overwhelmed that you should have chosen me out of millions of people to do this business with. Can I just take the time out to thank you. Thank you thank you thank you thank you.

I'm going to be rich! Fucking sorted!

Please write and tell me just how I can help you in your endeavours my good friend.

Your partner for the future,

Roy Whiting

Sir,

Sir,

Thanks for the information.

You sound hornest and serious. I had a meeting with my partners today
and they requested for partial copies of your International Passport to
know whom we are dealing with.

Please scan and send your Passport so that we can inform you the
proceedure of payment.

Yours Truly,

Lebechi M

Subject: WHERE ARE YOU.

DEAR ROY,

WHAT IS HAPPENING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO WORK WITH ME AGAIN, PLEASE
TELL ME YOUR FILLINGS AND I WILL PUT YOU THROUGH. PLEASE THE TIME IS
RUNNING WE NEED TO WORK FAST AND ENJOY THIS MONEY.
WAITING FOR YOUR RESPONSE.

DR. MIKE

Dear Dr Mike,

Sorry about the delay in transferring my ID to you. his is because I have been in hospital after receiving the results of a test. I'm afraid the situation is that I have cancer of the serkus trappese. It is a particularly aggressive cancer that just eats everything in its way. I am devastated. I have been given just 6 months to live. You can understand then how I have been distracted by this news.

Oh, please God help me. I am doomed.

I will still endeavour to help Dr Mike. I will make this deal happen if it's the last thing I do. Which it probably will be. Perhaps I can use the money to but myself some expensive treatment in a Swiss clinic. Please await my ID. It will follow this e-mail.

Your friend,

Roy

I AM VERY SORRY AND I BELIEVE THAT NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU, YOU WILL
NOT DIE IN JESUS NAME.
MAKE YOUR TIME AND GET THE INFORMATIONS READY FOR THE PREPERATION OF
THE DOCUMENTS.

I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST.

DR MIKE.

Dear Dr Mike,

I'm afraid I've fuckin well lost my bastard passport! Sucker must be around here somewhere and I'll dig it out as soon as I can.

In the meantime here's a photo of me to satisfy your curiosity. There's a good one of my van in there too. Man, I'm proud of that thing. It's got a load of space in the back for "passengers" - know what I mean? I'll try and back it up with some concrete ID in my next e-mail.

Sorry about this Mike. Arsing passport. I bet the bloody dog's had it!

Roy

DEAR ROY,
I AM NOT SATISFIED WITH THIS, WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT IS
IDENTIFICATION OF WHOM THIS BIG MONEY IS TRUSTING TO. IF YOU DONT HAVE
INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT YOU PROVIDE YOUR DRIVING LICENSE THAT WILL WILL BE OKEY FOR
ME. AND YOU HAVE NOT PROVIDE YOUR BANK INFORMATIONS WHERE THE MONEY
WILL BE TRANSFERED TO YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT IT IS BANK TO BANK TRANSACTION.
PLEASE IF YOU UNDERSTAND YOU DO ALL THESE FOR US TO MOVE FORWARD.

DR. MIKE

Dr Mike,

I've rattled this off in between chemotherapy sessions. God that treatment is awful.

Here's my driver's permit. I hope this will do in place of the passport. I think that found its way down the dog's gullet.

Contact me in case this is not satisfactory, but I trust there'll be no need. In addition to this here are my bank details to effect the transfer.

Bank of Jersey
Napolean Bonaparte Avenue
Fitzwilliam
Jersey
The British Channel Islands
Account No. 00575-67854-093645/12341

I trust this will be enough to be going on with. Please detail the stages of the transfer and tell me exactly when you are going to proceed.

Your friend,

Roy

MR. ROY, YOU REFUSED TO BE PLAIN TO ME, HOW DO YOU THINK THINK I WILL
TRUST MY TO WHOM I DONT KNOW AND CAN NOT IDENTIFY BY HIS OR HER PHOTO
CAR. I REMEMBERED I TOLD YOU PROVIDE YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR
DRIVING PARMIT AND SENT SOMETHING I CAN UNDERSTAND SHOWS THAT YOU WAN TO
RUN WITH WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR BANK.

IF YOU WANT US TO DO IT YOU MAKE IT OTENTIK.

DR. MIKE.

Sorry old man, I thought the ID I gave you would suffice. As it has not I suggest we cease our business together unless I send you a photo that you can process into an ID form. I'm afraid my passport has been stolen by gypsies and cannot be replaced til next month. I shall endeavour to send you a photo that you can paste on to a fake passport. How is that idea to you?

Please respond quickly.

Your friend,

Roy

MR. ROY, HOW ARE YOU TODAY, HOPE ALL IS WELL? WE HAVE TO START NOW I
HAVE DISCUSED WITH A LAWYER ABOUT YOU AS MY FRIEND AND THE BENEFICIARY OF
THE SAID AMOUNT IN MY BANK, AND THE ADVISE IS THAT YOU SHOULD CONTACT
HIM THROUGH MAIL OR TELEPHONE. MEAN WHILE ALL YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM IS
THAT YOU ARE THE RIGHTFUL OWNER OF THE MONEY AND DONT TELL HIM I
CONSULTED YOU TO CLAIM THE MONEY. AND I WILL LIKE YOU TO WRITE TODAY SO THAT HE
WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO MEANWHILE, I WILL BE DOING ALL OTHER THINGS
LIKE PAPER WORK IN OUR BANK TO COVER UP FAST.
HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS cliffernestt@yahoo.com, NAME:BARR. CLIFFORD ERNEST
(SAN) PHONE 2348034716313.
WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
DR. LEBECHI

MR ROYSTON WHITESON, (this bloke's not even trying....Ed)
I GOT YOUR MAIL AND IT IS A PITY THAT YOU LOST YOUR PARTNER . AS YOU SAID, I DO NOT KNOW IF THE SAID MR ANDREAS HAS A HEIR OR NOT. ALL I AM INTERESTED IN AS A LEGAL PRACTITIONER IS TO ASSIT YOU MAKE CLAIMS TO HIS ASSET.
JUST GET BACK TO ME WITH THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION SO THAT I CAN FOLLWO UP ;
1. YOUR FULL NAMES
2. YOUR TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS
3. YOUR BANK ACCOUNT PARTICULARS
WITH THESE INFORMATION,I CAN APPLY FOR THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO YOUR ACCOUNT AS THE HEIR TO THE ASSET. BUT NOTE THAT BEFORE THIS APPLICATION AT THE BANK, I SHALL SWEAR AN AFFIDAVIT AT THE HIGH COURT SHOWING YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OF MR ANDREAS AS YOU SAID.
WHEN THE AFFIDAVIT IS SWORN, I SHALL USE IT TO GET A CERTIFICATE OF NEXT OF KIN WITH WHICH THE BANK WILL KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE REAL NEXT OF KIN AND HEIR TO THE ASSET.
I SHALL DO MY BEST TO ASSIT YOU.
LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM OYU.
YOURS IN SERVICE,

BARRISTER E. CLIFFORD

Here are my details as requested;

Roy Hercules Whiting
"Ben Dover"
Crevice Alley
Thrush
Worcestershire
WR69 XTC
United Kingdom

tel 0044 909 6622200

Bank details;

Bank of Jersey
Napolean Bonaparte Avenue
Fitzwilliam
Jersey
The British Channel Islands
Account No. 00575-67854-093645/12341

I’m afraid my fax machine is not functioning presently.
If you have any questions please don’t hesitate to get in touch.

Roy

MR. ROY, HOW FAR I HAVE NOT BEEIN HEARING FROM YOU, WHAT IS THE
SITUATIONS, DID YOU CONTACT THE LAWYER? PLEASE GET BACK TO ME.

MIKE.

Hi there me old mucka,

Yes I did contact the lawyer. I sent him all my contact and bank details and have left the matter with him. I was going to contact you again when he got back to me.

I'll keep you informed.

Regards,

Roy

ATTN;MR ROY WHITING,
I HAVE RECIVED ALL THE INFORMATION I REQUESTED FROM YOU.
I SHALL GO TO THE HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE ABUJA TOMMORROW MORNING TO FIND OUT ALL THAT IS REQUIRED TO GET THE AFFIDAVIT AND THE CERTIFICATE OF NEXT OF KIN WHICH WILL SHOW YOU AS THE
LEGAL HEIR AND BENEFICIARY TO MR SMITH ANDREAS MONEY WITH THE BANK IN QUESTION.
DO ALSO SEND ME THE NAME OF THE BANK IN QUESTION AND PROBABLY THIER HEAD OFFICE EITHER IN LAGOS OR ABUJA HERE SO THAT I CAN GO THERE TO APPLY FOR THE RELEASE OF THE FUND AS SOON AS I AM ABLE TO GET THE NEXT OF KIN CERTIFICATE.
I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU AS I WILL ALSO LET YOU KNOW THE OUTCOME WHEN I COME BACK FROM THE HIGH COURT TOMMORROW.
YOURS IN SERVICE,

BARRISTER G. OPIA (SAN) (eh?....)

Yo Cliff me main nigga,

The bank in question is the United Bank for Africa (UBA) Nigeria. You will have to find out where the head office is yourself, I'm afraid.

Thanks for providing me with this service. By the way, what are your fees for carrying this out? You know money will be no object to me once i get my cash from dear old Andreas' account.

Sorted.

Roy

Yo Mike,

This is the e-mail I've received from Cliff. he seems like he's on the case. I put him on the right trail.

By the way, could you send me a photo of yourself? Itr would make things much easier if I can picture your face whilst we corespond like this.

Thanks,
Roy

Look mate, for fuck's sake, you're supposed to be conning me out of this money, so you can at least try and remember what fucking alias you're using. BARRISTER G. OPIA? you're supposed to be Clifford Ernest, you numb-nutted twat.

Now think on.

Roy

MR R. WHITING,
WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE? I AM VERY SURPRISED AT THE WAY YOU REPLIED MY MAIL. I WAS SO BUSY AND I SENT MY HONOURABLE COLLEGUE( A SENIOR ADVOCATE OF NIGERIA) AS WELL FROM MY CHAMBERS TO GO TO THE HIGH COURT AND GET THE INFORATION REQUIRED. ALL MY SENIOR LAWYERS HAVE ACCESS TO MY MAIL BOX AND I ASKED HIM TO REPORT BACK TO YOU WHEN HE COMES BACK WHICH HE DID. AND YOU ARE WRITING ME THIS TRASH. WELL, THE FAULT IS NOT YOURS. ITS ALL BECAUSE I WANRT TO WORK FOR YOU WHICH ALL THE SAMER AM DOING BECAUSE I WILL BE PAID AT LAST .
TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH I OR MY CHAMNBERS WE DO NOT BEG FOR WORK YOU CAN ENQUIRE FROM ANY BODY.
IF YOU ARE STILL INTERESTED, I REQUIRE AN APPOLOGY FROM YOU BEFORE I OR MY CHAMBERS CAN COMMENCE ANY OTHER WORK FOR YOU.
BYE FOR NOW UNTIL I HEAR FROM YOU.

YOURS STILL INSERVICE,
BARRISTER C. ERNESTT.

Yo Cliff,

Like the explanation there. I am thoroughly convinced. I'm sorry about that. For one moment I thought you were trying to string me along and defraud me of my money. There are a lot of hoaxers out there you know. Don't get the hump Cliff me old chum. Nothing personal.

Now, what's the news mate?

Yours, a friend in earnest (geddit?????)

Roy

HELLO MR ROY WHITING,
WELL I GOT YOUR MAIL AND I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. ALL THE SAME, AN ATTORNEY OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA WITHA WELL KNOWN CHAMBER LIKE MINE CANNOT BRING MYSELF SO LOW FOR THE KIND OF THING YOU HAD IN MIND.
WELL, THATS BY THE WAY.
YOU CAN GET BACK TO ME WITH THE MONEY TO GET THE PAPERS .OR IN THE ALTERNATIVE, I CAN GIVE YOU THE CONTACT PERSON AT THE HIGH COURT AND YOU SEND THE MONEY DIRECTLY TO THEM .
WHEN THEY COMFIRM TO M E THAT YOU HAVE PAID FOR THE PAPERS, I SHALL GET THE AFFIDAVIT AND NEXT OF KIN CERTIFICAATE , WITH THOSE TWO, I CAN NOW GO TO THE UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA T O APPLY FOR THE RELEASE OF THE FUND.
I HAVE FOUND OUT THEIR HEAD OFFICE AND I HAVE A CONTACT THERE WHO IS ALREADY VERIFYING IF THE MONEY IN QUESTION IS THERE.
WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
YOURS IN SERVICE,
BARRISTER C. ERNEST.

Thank you Mr Ernest, but I'm afraid that our correspondence will have to be curtailed as I've managed to extract all the fun it's possible to have from it.

Your transparent and obvious attempts to try and defraud me are currently viewable on http://www.stringalongafraudster.bravehost.com and is the latest on the list of muppets I've had a laugh with.

Cheers

"Diane"

The End?....but no....

Subject: MISSED YOUR LUCK.

HI, YOU FUCK MA BUSINESS UP. I DON'T KNOW YOUR A JOKER, MEANWHILE, I
HAVE SEEN WHO WILL HELP ME EXECUTE THE DEAL YOU MISSED YOUR LUCK.

SEE YOU.

MIKE.