Subject: A WIDOW NEED HELP............Hemanth
To: mrsahmed106@yahoo.com

 

Subject: I shall help you mrs!
To: mrsahmed106@yahoo.com

Dear Madam,

What a fucking predicament! I can hardly believe your story. I promise I will do anything I can do to help you out.

Please contact me if you're interested in my assistance.

Yours faithfully,

Roy Whiting

 

Subject: SEEING IS BELIEVING!!!!

Dear Sir Roy,

I am very happy to hear from you and I thank you for your anticipated acceptance of assisting me.

First of all I would like you to send to me all your contact like your telephone and fax numbers, your full name and address. Note that 00228 920-98-62 is my son direct number, so that you can try to get in touch with me.

The fund which I am telling you is deposited in the security company for safe keeping in Lomé TOGO. So what I want you to do now is for you to arrange of coming down to TOGO for us to see face to face, there after we will go together to the security company where you will sign some release order documents on our behalf as the next of kin to the family.
Immeiately after our arrangement of shiping the fund to your country you will be able to pick me and my son along with you to your country.Where you are going to guide me through on any profit oriented business that i am going to invest the money into and all on your guidance.

I am waiting for your urgent responde

Best Regards

Mrs Ahmed

 

Subject: I HAVE BEEN SENT FROM GOD

Dear Mrs Ahmed,

I will do anything I can to help. You are indeed a lucky person in meeting me. I am a financial advisor and agent to individuals in the pharmaceutical import and export business. I am independently wealthy and am in a position to consult experts in how to facilitate your immigration in to the United Kingdom. Such matters take time to sort out, but with the relevant contacts in the government it is a relatively simple procedure.

I will be able to make the necessary investment of the funds in to a variety of portfolios, after my percentage has been deducted, naturally.

My contact details are as follows:

Royston Whiting

Flat 22, The Chlamydias
Tonsuls
Worcestershire
WR7 9YT

TEL: 00 44 800 555 111

Can I add that this is my business line. It might be preferable to correspond via e-mail for the time being. I’m afraid my secretary (also my wife) is very suspicious about everything and it might be to both our benefit to e-mail in a secure way rather than have the phone answered by her. This will avoid penetrating questions on my side.

The company I run is a consultancy called TACUM. This was actually an acronym formed from the original members surnames, but I bought out the business a few years ago to expand it internationally. We have a track record of delivering sound advice and investment from international sources. We invest for international clients as part of our core service.

Mrs Ahmed, can I assure you that I will do everything in my power to help you. If there’s anything more you need please just ask.

Roy Whiting (please just call me Roy)

 

Subject: Our situation/photos and attorneys contact.

 

Dear Roy Whiting,
Thanks for your mail and for your very impressive profile and experience in invesments I know that you would be able to guide us with your expertise in any investment we wish to have in future.
I also want to thant you for your sincere intention to
help me and my son out of this urgly situation,I will
like us to move the motion so fast to enable us
conclude in a short while so that we can come over to
The U.K and start up with a new life please I
will want you to understand that I am confiding in you
and trusting that you will never fail me or leave me
in this race of making a better way for my little
child who has been suffering for a long time.
Like I said,as part of building a solid relationship
between you and your family I am a mother and know
what it feels for a mother to see her child in
penury,our situation here is not a pleasant one as we
suffer each day here at the refugee camp where we
live,you will see suffering of different people here
both widows and orphans,my heart goes out to help
these people but there is little that I can do since I
still do have my funds stacked in the security company
where my husband deposited it before his death
As a Leader of the christian women group,I know the
challeges that I have to face each day,all these women
who lost their husbands and loved ones in one
political clash or the other,suffer here daily,I
really feel to assist them but my inability has made
me to do little,it breaks my heart seeing the
sufferings here, you have to know that my
believing in God Almighty has kept me alive all these
years.

I want to forward to you my family
picture and also my attorney's contact.Please as soon
as you recieved this mail try and contact my attorney
and tell him that I directed you that he should tell
you how he has made arrangements of transfering the
funds to you there in the U.K, he will hand all Legal documents of claims to this consignment to you as I have just discussed this with him,and please try to follow up things accordingly with him.
Please remember to keep this transaction a top secret because of the security of my life and the life of my son Ibrahim,and also try and mail me constantly as to feed me back with your proceedings with my attorney.
The first picture is my Late husband Brigedier Ahmed Yusuf with his military ceremonial uniform
before he was assinated and the last one is me and my
son Ibrahim during his graduation from college,please
in your next mail I will like you to send me your own
picture for recognition.
Here is my attorney's contact:
.......................................................
BARRISTER PASCAL AGAMBO.(LLMB.BA)
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
CHAMBERS.
AGAMBO AND ASSOCIATES.
63 RUE DE CHANNEI BP LOME-TOGO
TEL:00228-902 27 86
FAX:00228-271 01 27
Email:agambo_associates@lawyer.com
.......................................................
Please try and contact him as soon as you recieve
this mail,I will have my son call you at the
appropriate time to discuss this issue further.
Thanks and God bless you and your family
I am waiting for your urgent response

Best Regards

Mrs Ahmed Yusuf.

 

Subject: Mrs Ahmed Yusuf
To: agambo_associates@lawyer.com

Sir,

I am contacting you with reference to the good Mrs Ahmed Yusuf.
I have resolved to aid her regarding a transfer of monies from the ivory Coast to Britain, in addition to researching the possibility of giving her and her son the chance to come to this country.

I wish to stablich a relationship with you via e-mail to sort out the necessary transfer of monies. I understand you have access to all the relevant documentation that will facilitate the transfer.

I await your call,

your servant

Royston Whiting

 

Subject: ACKNOWLEDGEMENT.

ATTN:MR.ROYSTON WHITTING,

AS REQUEST TO YOUR MAIL I RECEIVED DATED 19TH AUGUST 2004,I WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR REQUEST HAS BEEN NOTED.I SPOKE TO MY CLIENT
MRS.AHMED YUSUF,AND SHE HAD INSTRUCTED YOU TO CONTACT ME,AND ALSO INSTRUCTED THAT I SEND ALL LEGAL DOCUMENTS TO YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING AND FOR REFERENCE PURPOSE.
AS A LEGAL COUNSEL IT IS MY DUTY TO PROTECT MY CLIENT'S RIGHTS,I CANNOT SEND OUT THOSE LEGAL OWNERSHIP DOCUMENTS UNDER STRICT CONFIDENCE TO YOU,WITHOUT GETTING TO KNOW OR SCRUTINISE YOUR PERSONALITY,IT IS MY LEGAL DUTY,MY CLIENT HAS NO RIGHTS TO INSTRUCT ME IN DOING SO,KNOWING THE CONTENTS OF THESE DOCUMENTS.
CONSTITUTIONALY AND LEGALY I WILL REQUEST YOU FEED ME WITH YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATIONS,CONTACT ADDRESS AND COMPLETE DETAILS FOR LOGISTIC REASONS BEFORE ALL CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION/LEGAL DOCUMENTS WILL BE HANDED OVER TO YOU FOR YOUR REFERENCE.
A LEGAL PARTNERSHIP BOND AGREEMENT DOCUMENTS MUST BE SIGNED AND SEALED BETWEEN YOU AND MY CLIENT MR.BEN JACK BEFORE THE TRANSFER OF THE CONSIGNMENT INTO YOUR CUSTODY.
I ALSO WANT TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO INVITE YOU TO COME DOWN TO THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF TOGO,FOR THIS PROCEEDINGS.

YOUR URGENT RESPONSE/TELEPHONE CALL IS REQUIRED ON
RECEIPT OF THIS MAIL FOR FURTHER BRIEFING.
THANKS FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CO-OPERATION HOPING TO
SERVING YOU BETTER.
REGARDS,
BARRISTER PASCAL AGAMBO.(LLMB.BA)
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
CHAMBERS. AGAMBO AND ASSOCIATES.
63 RUE DE CHANNEI BP.45 LOME-TOGO
TEL:00228-902 27 86
FAX:00228-271 01 27
EMAIL:agambo_associates@lawyer.com

 

SUBJECT: TRUST AND SINCERITY

 

Subject: EMMERGENCY !!!!
To: roywhiting2003@yahoo.co.uk

Dear Roy Whiting,
I am anxiously worried since i gave you the contact of the Attorney and our pic.You have never get back to me to inform me of your extent of agreement/discussion with the Attorney.
Based on the trust,confidence, that i and my son build on you to lead us through to the promise land i want you to reach me immediately so as to let me know the next step for us to take.
Beeing Women leader in our church here,I have a vision that you will not disappoint me and my son and with the name of our Almighty God whom we serve you shall receive your kindid rewards after the actualisation of this transaction when we come over to there in your country.I am also giving another email address which you can also reach to for security reasons:davies_mat@zwallet.com you are free to reach me with either of this .

Waiting anxiously to hearing from you soonest.
Thanks and Godbless you and your family.
Yours Respected,
Mrs Ahmed.

 

SUBJECT: DON’T PANIC WOMAN

Dear Mrs Ahmed,

I appreciate your concern. I have contacted the lawyer but as yet have not received a reply. The bloke’s probably sat there picking his nose, pondering the best way to prize money out of us.

Christ, I hate lawyers. Devious bastards all of them. Here’s a joke for you: What do call a busload of lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A: A good start. Boom boom.

I’ll get on to the cunt if he doesn’t get his arse in gear. Trust me Mrs Ahmed, everything is well in hand.

Roy

Subject: Your picture
To: "Yusuf Ahmed" <mrsahmed106@yahoo.com>

Mrs Ahmed,

Thanks for your pictures BTW. I do have one question however. How exactly do I know they are you and your son. I am perfectly willing to accept that they are you, but a little extra proof would be appreciated. Please dont take this personally because I don't intend to offend, but I'm sure you'd agree that anyone can be anyone over the net.

Your friend,

Roy

 

Subject: FOLLOW UP REQUEST.

ATTN:MR.ROYSTON WHITTING,
I DID RECEIVE YOUR MAIL,AND CONTENTS UNDERSTOOD,BUT I WANT TO DRAW YOUR ATTENTION TO MY FIRST MAIL AND REQUEST THEREIN,I DID REQUEST FOR YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION CONTACT ADDRESS,FULL PERSONAL PROFILE,SCANNED COPY OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT AND DRIVERS LINCENCE WITH YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY N° RESPECTIVELY.

AFTER THE RECEIPT OF THE ABOVE MENTION INFORMATION AND DOCUMENTS,I WILL FURTHER ON WITH THE PROCESS OF THIS TRANSACTION,AS YOUR PRESENCE HERE IS HIGHLY REQUIRED.

THANKS FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CO-OPERATION HOPING TO
SERVING YOU BETTER.
REGARDS,

BARRISTER PASCAL AGAMBO.(LLMB.BA)
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
CHAMBERS. AGAMBO AND ASSOCIATES.
63 RUE DE CHANNEI BP.45 LOME-TOGO
TEL:00228-902 27 86
FAX:00228-271 01 27
EMAIL:agambo_associates@lawyer.com

SUBJECT: HERE’S THE ID

Dear Barrister Agambo,

I attach the ID with this e-mail. I apologize for the quality of the reproduction, but my teenage daughter was messing around with the effects on Paint Shop Pro and she drew loads of shite all over my passport. Silly little bitch. I gave her a damn good beating for that. The neighbours even called the cops. What a bunch of bastards. She was only in the hospital for two days. I mean, what’s the big fucking deal?

I didn’t have the documentation to hand again so I’m afraid you’ll have to make do with these.

By the way, my Social Security Number is NX 26 73 87 F.

I hope this information will suffice. I will now look in to air travel to Togo as I’m looking forward to us meeting up. If for some reason I can’t make it I will send my chief negotiator, employed by the TACUM company.

Your good health my man. Let us make each other rich.

Roy

 

 

 

 

Subject: WHAT IS HAPPENING?
To: "Lawyer" <agambo_associates@lawyer.com>, "Yusuf Ahmed" <mrsahmed106@yahoo.com>

Barrister Agambo,

I have furnished you with the info you required. I am disappointed not to have received a reply. You are usualy very punctual with your responses.

the future of the good Mrs Ahmed rests on your shoulders sir. I urge haste.

Yours Sincerely,

Roy

 

Subject: Re: WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Dear Roy,

I have recieved your mail which you said that you have reach the former
barrister Agambo without him getting back to inform you what to do in order to make this transaction easy and fast for my sake.

Having gone through your mail,I have decided to move a vote of no thanks
and incompetency on the side of that Lawyer.Therefore I have made up my mind
to seek for a more competent Barrister who will take appropriate care and charge of this transaction to make things faster.

You are now required to contact this new Lawyer through their contact
address below immediately for easy and faster actualisation of this transaction.:

Contact:
Barrister R. Jopez / Co
Solicitors, Advocates,
Legal lumunary,
Co-Operate Law Firm
32, RueAssigamé Koketime
Lomé – TOGO
Tel:00228 920 98 62
Email:
barrister_rjopez@consultant.com

Thanks your Sister
Mrs Ahmed Yusuf.

 

Subject: Re: WHAT IS HAPPENING?
To: davies_mat@zwallet.com

Dear Mrs Ahmed,

I thank you for your good descision to drop that lousy lawyer. What a fucking wanker. The guy said my documents were forged. Twat.

I shall contact this other guy asap. Lets get this done and get you here safely. by the way Mrs Ahmed, I should have told you I'm divorcing my wife. This is a particularly harsh time for me and I smell like an Australian most mornings, but how about I organize your entry to this country and we get married straight away. My marriage only needs an annulment. I have come to realize that I trust you Mrs Ahmed. You would make me a wonderful wife. You are a wonderful person, I think, and it would be a shame if we didn't become part of each others lives once you come to this country.

Take your time and let me know. In the meantime let's get this deal done and make us both a pair of rich bastards.

Your friend,

Roy

SUBJECT: LET US DO BUSINESS

Dear Barrister Jopez,

I am contacting you as the new lawyer for myself and Mrs Ahmed Yusuf. I trust both you and the good lady are familiar with each other and the subject matter of our impending business matter.

Please inform me of your needs to actualise the transfer and I shall do my best to supply you with all the relevant paperwork you need. I will tell you in advance that my passport has been forcibly removed from me due to my current legal situation, so unfortunately I am not able to supply you with a copy of that document. I am also suspended from driving for involuntary manslaughter, so I can’t give you any ID from that source either. I have attached my local video club card, which I hope will suffice.

Please inform me what else you need to complete the formalities.

Yours Sincerely,

Roy Whiting

 

Subject: ACT FASTER

Dear Roy Whiting,

I thank you for your much concern and care over me and my Son.

I also advice you to contact the other Attorney which i has given you his contact earlier and forward all your profiles and contacts to him to enabling us conclude this transaction immediately as it is taking a long time.


I thought that even before now we woud have come to the concluding part of this business,as i and my son are tired of staying here in Togo which is where we are living temporarily.And on your kindid advice of having me as your wife or whatever you have no problem as long as you will act faster for us to conclude this business and take over to your country i will all be yours.


Best Regards,
Mrs Ahmed.

 

Subject: FROM THE CHAMBER

Barrister R. Jopez / Co
Solicitors, Advocates,
Legal lumunary,
Co-Operate Law Firm
32, RueAssigamé Koketime
Lomé – TOGO
Tel:00228 920 98 62

Attn :ROY WHITINING
Sir,
On behalf of this chamber, I am being instructed to handle a transaction between you Roy and Mrs Ahmed.
After going on through the Security Company file, I discovered that for you people to make this transaction quickly and easier you are required to secure some documents which are very instrumental . This documents are :
1. Change of ownership certificate
2. Certificate of claim
3. Affidavit of Oath
After securing this documents in your name and the claim of your consignment from the security company, we shall then proceed to the bank.
You are requested to forward the sum of one thousand,three United States Dollars(US$1300) only :
(US$1000= Consultation fee and the procurement of the above mentioned documents ,while the sum of US$300= for the opening and processing of your file in our chambers)
Upon the receipt of this US$1300 our chambers shall go into full action .
After the final transfer of the fund into your nominated bank account(s) in your country, you will pay the sum of twelve thousand (12,000) dollars US only for our service charge.

It is our duty to give our clients the best.
We are waiting for your urgent response.
Thanks,

Barrister R. JOPEZ

 

 

Subject: certainly mr mainwaring
To: "Barrister Jopez" <barrister_rjopez@consultant.com>

Dear Barrister Jopez,

Please forward me the necessary certificates for completion. I trust that you want to forward them to me and I'll fill them out?

I will need details of your bank account in which to transfer the money in to. This can be done this weekend if we both hurry. Although it is August Bank Holiday here the banks are fully automated and it's just a question of transferring the money via internet banking if need be.

Yours sincerely,

Roy Whiting

 

From: "roland jopez" <barrister_rjopez@consultant.com>

Subject: SEND THE PROCESSING FEE IMMEDIATELY

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SUBJECT: WHERE THE FUCK TO?

Dear Roly,

Look mate, I need to send you the money, right? You have to tell me where to send it to. I’m not sending you a fucking cheque. I need to transfer the money via internet in to your account. I therefore need your account details in order to transfer the fee.

Is that understood?

Honestly Roly, I’m beginning to think that you’re a clueless bastard and that the poor widow Mrs Ahmed has placed her trust in another thick cunt.

Now for fuck’s sake let’s get this done. I AM GETTING IMPATIENT. I NEED THE FUCKING TRANSFER TO TAKE PLACE SHARPISH.

Chop chop

Roy

 

 

 

Subject: Re: WHERE THE FUCK TO?

MY FRIEND I THOUGHT YOUR A MAN OF REASONABLE CHARACTER AND I NOW WISH TO STOP EVERY COVERSATION WITH A BASTARD LIKE YOU.

 

Subject: Re: WHERE THE FUCK TO?
To: "roland jopez" <barrister_rjopez@consultant.com>

Roly Roly Roly,

My dear Man, you seem so upset. What kind of language do you think you're using? Not very legalistic is it?

I was merely trying to sort out the problem of payment that has arisen from your lack of concise information following from my request for your bank details. No detailee no monee. Comprendez?

Frankly Roly, you're just a little too obtuse to be involved in this negotiation. If you represent the legal power of the Dark Continent, you are in shit.

I shall request a new lawyer from Mrs Ahmed. You, sir, are an arse.

Roy

 

 

 

Subject: My darling womanTo: "Yusuf Ahmed" <mrsahmed106@yahoo.com>

My dear dear Mrs Ahmed,

I am so upset. Look what your nasty lawyer has gone and said to me. Oh my dear, my loved one, my bride-to-be, please replace this nasty horrible man now! I insist darling. For our future welfare we must trust each others judgement. Please sack this imbecile my dear.

I dream nightly about you, please gorgeous, send some more photos so I can wank myself raw. I need to know what you look like naked. I am making up amarital home here. The decorators have just moved in. The house will serve as the rosy bed of our consumation.

Your lover,

Roy

 

Subject: This is my new email address,always contact me this email address.

 

Subject: MY HUSBAND ROY
To: barrister_rjopez@fsmail.net

Dear Barrister Jopez,

My dear sir, it is with some regret that I inform you of the death of my husband Roy. He was 45. He committed suicide. I would like to know exactly why he did this, but I suspect I know broadly why.

His last week on this earth was spent in a depression. I believe that you and my husband were engaged in a business transaction. I have examined his e-mail correspondence with you and have come to the conclusion that you are, at least in part, responsible for my husband's death. It is clear to me now that he was very worried about the whole transaction. Your rudeness to him tipped him over the edge in to madness.

I am distraught at my loss. My life is finished. Please contact me if you think that anything I have said has been unfair.

Yours sincerely,

Diane Whiting

 

Subject: VERY SORRY.

Dear Diane Whiting,

I am sorry it what you said is truth,I can only believe you only if you will send to me your correct phone number and not the one you gave before which was not correct,so that i can call you and talk with you for you can start where he stopped,I am waiting.

Regards,

BARR.R.JOPEZ.

And there, Rolland will have to wait.......

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