The Steven Omane Correspondence
This one’s a goodun too. A Mr Steven
Omane, or given the easily noticed mixture of his last name and the last
letter of his first name to give Mr “No Name” reckons he’s
got his hands on $49,500,000, of course he has……..
THE CAST
Roy Whiting (pornographer,
cottager)
Steven Omane (con
artist)
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Subject: My Compliments
Steven Omane, Secretary to the Niger
Delta Development Commission, Old Secretariat Complex, Victorial-Island,
Lagos.
Dear Sir,
I am a highly placed official of Government of Nigeria and also a founding
member of the ruling Peoples Democratic Party(PDP). My committee - The
Niger Delta Development Commission(NDDC)-which is in charge of managing
and supervising the disbursement of oil sales revenues for the Nigerian
government which covers payment to foreign and local contractors that
have executed contracts for our country.The revenue under our control
runs into several hundred of millions of dollars monthly.Myself and other
colleagues in the NDDC are currently in need of a foreign partner with
whose bank account we shall transfer the sum of Forty Nine Million Five
Hundred Thosand United States Dollars($49.5m). This fund was accrued from
various over invoicing of foreign contractors' payments made over the
years. The Total fund is presently waiting in the Government Account named
CBN/FGN INDEPENDENT REVENUE account Central Bank of Nigeria.However, by
virtue of our position as civil servants and members of the NDDC, we cannot
acquire this funds in our name. This is because as top civil servants,
we are not allowed by law of the land to own or operate bank accounts
outside our country for now. I have been delegated as a matter of trust
by my colleagues, to look for an overseas partner in whose account we
would transfer the fund,hence the reason for this mail.We shall be Transferring
the money to your account with your company as the beneficiary, under
the guise that you are being paid for a contract which you/your company
executed for our country through the NDDC and any other Federal Ministry
that we decide to use to siphon the funds through. For your support and
partnership,please reply me to negotiate your fees or the percentage you
wish to be paid when the funds arrive your bank account. You must however
note that this transaction, with regards to our disposition to continue
with you, is subject to these terms. Firstly, our conviction of your transparency.Secondly,
that you treat this transaction with utmost secrecy and confidentiality.
Finally and above all, that you will provide an account over which you
have absolute control . The transaction, although discrete, is legitimate
and there is no risk or legal lliability either to ourselves or yourself
now or in the future as we have put in place the neccesary machinery that
will ensure a hitch free transfer into your account upon acceptance. The
transfer will be effected to your account within ten to fourteen (10-14)
working days from the date we reach an agreement and you furnish me with
your contact telephone and fax numbers. I am looking forward to doing
business with you and do solicit your confidentiality in this transaction,
Please mail your response to me through my confidential email address;
stevomane@indiatimes.com > for me to update you on our plans as to
how we intend to actualize this transaction.
Yours Sincerely,
Steven Omane.
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Subject: How can I be of service?
To: stevomane104@indiatimes.com, stevomane@indiatimes.com
Dear Sir,
I hope you don't mind me replying to your e-mail as it was forwarded to
me by a friend at Worcestershire County Council here in the UK. Although
my friend couldn't help you he thought that I, being a man of means in
the world of business, could assist you in this matter.
I have access to several bank account as I own my own business in the
adult entertainment industry. One of these is an offshore account located
in the British Channel Islands and is ideal for your purposes, being a
facility that is used to dealing with large amount of money passing through
it on an almost weekly basis.
If you would like to contact me further on this matter please reply to
this e-mail and then we'll arrange to communicate by other means should
an arrangement between us be mutually advantageous. Can I further impress
upon you my sincerity in this matter. I am intrigued by your offer and
would genuinely like to help.
Yours sincerely,
Colonel Roy Whiting (ret.)
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Subject: Re: Your response.
Dear Roy,
My compliments of the season to you and your
family.
Let me first on behalf of my colleagues and
myself thank you for your response to our proposal. Your interest in offering
kindly assistance in the actualisation of our proposal is most welcome.
We are desirous of a mutually beneficial business relationship. We also
trust that you will maintain the strictest level of confidentiality so
that our mutual interests will be guaranteed.
(You have to hand it to Steve,
his written English is pretty good, and certainly a big improvement over
Assita’s…..Ed)
Let me inform you that our proposal is a
serious one. Be also informed that the proposal was not sent as a random
exercise or in error. The fact is that your friend and two other people
in The United Kingdom (to whom we also sent our proposal but are yet to
respond) were recommended to us by a Nigerian diplomat who served in The
United Kingdom for over a decade. He (the referee) was in charge of consular
and commercial affairs at Nigeria's diplomatic mission, until recently
when he was redeployed to Nigeria. He happens to be a friend to my boss
and chairman of the NDDC. However, I will not disclose his identity until
the appropriate time. This is in the unlikely event that you decide to
sit on the fund we can trace you through his diplomatic contacts.
Now the problem we face considering your
entry into the transaction is that we do not know you or have any information
on you. You will agree with me that the sum involved here is very substantial
and life transforming. It is difficult to entrust so much money to someone
you do not know. However, if you can provide facts about yourself we can
consider dealing with you. It is therefore imperative for you to take
the initiative of building trust and confidence crucial to the our future
relationship by calling me. How do we know that you are really sincere
and trustworthy? What guarantees are there that you will uphold the confidentiality
of the transaction? As a retired Military Officer, I believe you are a
man of honour. It is up to you to demonstrate your sincerity and honesty.
I enjoin you to be rest assured that the
source and genuity of the fund will satisfy the authourities in your country.
We have put in place modalities that will ensure that the entire transaction
process is legitimate. Soon we shall be reviewing these modalities to
ensure that no effort is spared in our bid to actualise the proposal.
These will be made known to you in due course. The overriding need to
protect our mutual interests and benefits calls for discretion hence the
need to ensure utmost confidentiality.
At this stage, I shall communicate your response
to my colleagues later today or tomorrow. We shall deliberate on your
interest in assisting us, give serious consideration to much your share
of the fund will be and review the modalities for the successful execution
of the transaction before I can disclose any further detail to you. If
we are satisfied with your profile and we can be assured of your seriousness
in participating in this business, I will be mandated to make full disclosure
to you. Nonetheless, let me inform you that the transaction will be concluded
within 14 working days (i.e from the receipt of the requested information
viz: Nominated Company Name, Full Mailing Address etc.).
You can call me immediately, on the receipt
of this e-mail. This will afford us the opportunity of familiarising and
building personal contact crucial to the success of this endeavour.
During working hours (8am-5pm : Nigerian
time) I can be reached on my direct line #: 234-1-7760869. I can also
be reached on my cellphone #: 234-803-3184902 at any time.
I will await your call.
I look forward to a fruitful business and
personal relationship with you.
Best Regards,
Steven.
N.B
Owing to the high incidence of misdirected
calls caused by network congestion, it is imperative that we establish
a code for communication known to you and I alone. This is so that our
telephone conversation will be secure and the transaction will be protected.
Anytime you call, you MUST request for this code from whomever picks the
phone. If you do not get the correct answer from the person then know
that your call may have been misdirected or intercepted. If the person
on my end of the line attempts to change the password drop the line as
your call must have been intercepted. Drop the line and call again until
you get across to me. This information is very important. May I suggest
that this code be 'VICTORIA'
Also, because I find it easier to access
my yahoo account all further correspondences should be directed to stevenomane77@yahoo.com
as I have found it is easier to access. Not all internet cafes here can
access indiatimes.com but all can access yahoo.com.
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Subject: I shall deal in Trust and Clarity, sir
To: stevenomane77@yahoo.com
Dear Steven,
Thankyou for your reply. I must admit it sounds as though you really have
an organized system going there. I like good hard business talk like that,
because it probably means I am dealing with someone who is organized and
that I can probably trust. From what I can tell so far this means we can
probably do business.
Firstly, a few things about myself. I am 60 years old and have been retired
from the army for 20 years. I spent my rather uneventful military career
in the Cheshire Regiment. Since leaving the army I have pursued a career
in small business, first as a consultant for a couple of High Street banks
and later as the owner of a shop specialising in products for adults.
My business is called Madame Zora's Adult Emporium and trades in my present
home of Worcester. In the short life of the business we (my wife Diane
and I) have expanded the business to sell sex toys and fetish wear as
well as the usual array of hard core pornography. The business is doing
well and we are about to expand with three different outlets in towns
around the West Midlands here in England. If the nature of my work shocks
you then I can understand, but I am in the business purely for profit,
not for any other considerations.
I possess a bank account in the British Channel Islands, as I mentioned
before. This was opened several years ago whilst I pursued another, alas
more fleeting, business venture. My contact details at present are with
my adult shop and herein lies a problem. The phone and fax are constantly
attended by my wife, who deals with these details in the shop. If my wife
were to get wind of the transaction or transfer that we might engage in,
she would strongly disapprove, to put it mildly. The best thing to do
is perhaps to remain in contact via e-mail until the very last moment
and by then I will have worked out an easier way to communicate. Please
leave that one with me.
I hope our venture together will prove fruitful, with a mutually beneficial
result to our relationship.
Regards,
Yours in trust,
Roy
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Subject: Re: We're still deliberating.
Dear Roy,
My compliments and many thanks for your last e-mail. The evident sincerity
is appreciated. I must also apologise for the late response. I had no
internet access in the last couple of days.
Let me inform you that we are still deliberating on your interest and
offer of kindly assistance. I am certain that by this evening we would
have rounded up and made far reaching decisions. By tomorrow I shall endeavour
to let you know what our decision is.
Thanks very much.
Hearfelt Regards,
Steven.
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Subject: Thanks
To: <stevenomane77@yahoo.com>
Dear Steven,
Thank you for deliberating on my offer. I presume you've had plenty of
interest from other parties so a period of assessment is called for. No
doubt you will have decided before the week is out?
I too am not really a user of the internet at the weekend so don't worry
if you don't get an immediate reply over the weekend.
Yours respectfully,
Roy
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Subject: Re: Details of modalities.
STEVEN OMANE
TEL: 234-1-7760869
CELL: 234-803 3184902
Dear Roy,
My compliments of the season to you.
Let me first on behalf of my colleagues and
myself express thanks for your response and positive disposition to our
proposal. In the last few days and since the receipt of your response,
we have deliberated on your interest and offer of kindly assistance in
the actualisation of our proposal; and just last night, we concluded our
deliberations as well as the final review of modalities for the success
of this business. Let me also use this opportunity to reassure you once
again, of the genuineness of our proposal. As you read along, I believe
you will come to know of the seriousness of this endeavour to which we
are highly committed.
I have been mandated by my colleagues to
communicate the resolutions reached to you through this medium. It has
been one hell of a task typing this letter off-line as I had to do it
myself because of the confidential nature of the transaction. It is my
belief that a detailed and painstaking explanation as such will aid your
informed judgment as far as assisting us is concerned. As will be made
clear to you, we attach a lot of importance to the legitimization of the
transaction process, so that there will be no adverse effects to any party
to the transaction in the near or distant future.
Considering the nature and magnitude of this
business, a review of the modalities for its successful, hitch-free execution
is necessary. Moreso, you must understand that I refrained from providing
details earlier until I have had full consultations with my colleagues
in order for me not to take any unilateral action or make committments
that will be ineffectual. Hence, we have taken into consideration every
detail. In this letter I shall endeavour to make every detail available
to you. Notwithstanding, should your require further clarification on
any aspect of the transaction, do not hesitate to call me.
For record purposes, I want to state explicitly
here, that your own share of the fund will amount to Four Million, Nine
Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars (US$4,950,000.00) Only,
representing 10% of the funds to be transfered. You may be wondering why
we had chosen to be so generous with the sharing arrangement by offering
10% of the fund. In our own view this is justifiable as we have already
spent close to US$200,000 with a further US$300,000 (which we have already
mobilised) to be expended before the funds can get into your account.
As you can see we are taking all the risks (financial and otherwise) to
ensure that the transaction succeeds. This does not detract from the fact
that your role in the actualization of this proposal is quite crucial,
and instrumentally, you are an indispensable factor to the success of
this endeavour.
The fact is also that offering you such a
generous commission will serve as an incentive to dedication, trust and
honesty on your part. It is our fervent hope that you will not be tempted
to run away with the fund or try to sit on it. In due course, it will
be clear to you what your role is, how you can contribute effectively
to the attainment of our collective objective and our full-proof plan
for the actualization of the proposal; that is, after reading this correspondence.
As I have mentioned before, your fee is negotiable but we crave your understanding
in this case.
In my own estimation, I believe strongly
that providing an honest, true and fair view of the current situation
as well as a background to the transaction will further enhance confidence.
In this wise, I shall endeavour to put across to you, in a very frank
manner, the situation in my country. This as is for the avoidance of doubt,
and to forestall any misunderstanding or misgivings. The mutuality of
trust and confidence will also be enhanced when the exigencies of the
transaction are fully understood.
**********ABSOLUTELY REAMS AND REAMS OF HISTORICAL
INFO REMOVED**********
As a first step to the actualization of this
business please send to me as soon as possible the following information:
(a) NOMINATED COMPANY NAME.
(b) NOMINATED COMPANY ADDRESS.
(c) TELEPHONE & FAX NUMBERS - confidential numbers please
(d) Any other information you may deem helpful to the smooth processing
of the payment and remittance of the fund.
Meanwhile, be mindful of the fact that speed
in the execution of this business is crucial to its success, especially
as a political dispensation is coming to an end while another is begining.
This information will enable us to use your Nominated Company name for
the processing of the relevant documents so as to legitimize the transfer
of the fund.
I look forward to your prompt and positive
response.
Heartfelt Regards,
Steven.
N. B
Please, if you require any information or clarification do not hesitate
to call me.
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Subject: May we not fail you, by the Grace of God
To: <stevenomane77@yahoo.com>
Dear Steven,
Thank you very much for the details and information you sent. The history
of the disgusting extortion and abuse prevalent in your country brought
tears to my eyes. It is beyond belief that such scum exist on our planet.
Those willing to defraud other people out of their hard-earned cash must
be made to pay in the fires of hell. Embezzlers and thieves should be
made to feel the sting of the lash across their sweaty, rounded shoulders.
If I thought anyone would defraud me of my honestly-earned money in the
sex trade, once I got hold of them I'd insert a white hot poker in to
their rectum until their bowels bubbled in to a shitty vapour.
Any correspondence should be sent to me via e-mail for the time being.
The bloody wife checks all the mail at work and answers the phone, so,
as I mentioned earlier, I'd better not give you my work address or details
just yet. I can get hold of my company documents and send you some copies
though. This can be done by late next week.
Good to hear from you. May our work be blessed by God Himself.
Roy
Subject: Please communicate
To: <stevenomane77@yahoo.com>
Dear Steve,
I'm a bit worried about our current lack of correspondence. Is there anything
bothering you?
Your friend,
Roy
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Subject: Re: Please forward requested info ASAP.
Dear Roy,
I am very sorry for the loss in communication for some time now. I have
been seriously ill and was hospitalised.
How is your family? I suppose everyone is doing quite well? Please,
endeavour to furnish me with the requested details (coy name, address,
telephone and fax numbers) immediately so that we can commence the transaction
process without further delay.
As always, my heartfelt regards,
Steven.
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Subject: Hope you are feeling better
To: <stevenomane77@yahoo.com>
Dear Steven,
Frankly I must admit I thought I'd heard the last of you. Such a sudden
loss of communication and for so long! Could you perhaps not have contacted
me via a trusted friend during your illness to assuage my uncertainties
and doubts that arose as a result of this? I'm sorry to have to tell you
I find this a little unprofessional. We have an arrangement here and are
trying to build trust and then you suddenly contact me after a long absence
and demand all sorts of certification and contact numbers with not a decent
explanation of what happened to you.
I think a period of e-mail communication would be advantageous to both
of us in order to rebuild the trust that has, for my part at least, been
damaged. I apologize if this sounds harsh, especially in light of your
no doubt short but serious(?) illness, but business is business and I
need to trust someone if we are to profit from this supposed mutually
advantageous relationship.
I hope to hear from you soon,
Roy
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Subject: Re: Please, respond appropriately.
Dear Roy,
Many thanks for your response to my last mail.
I agree with you that lack of communication is a disincentive to building
trust and confidence in a transaction of this nature. However, I want
you to understand that health is foremost and when there is a concern
for health every other thing is relegated to the background. I was on
the verge of life and at that point nothing else mattered. I crave your
understanding in this matter and assure you that were it possible, someone
else would have contacted you. It would have been insensitive of anyone
to place wealth over health.
Now, coming to our pending transaction, I can recall correctly that
I did request for the information in my mail (Re: Details of modalities)
a long time before we lost contact. You did not furnish me with the
company information of the nominated company. At this stage, I think
it is appropriate for us to have the information of the company you
want to use as the vehicle for the transaction. At a meeting we held
recently, we decided against using your sex-tools company. We felt it
will be more appropriate to register a company here in Nigeria that
will bear your name and be able to be involved in the contracting business.
So far, we have done a check at the Corporate Affairs Commission and
have choosen Whiting Contracting & Consulting, Inc just in case
you do not have any company to nominate. If you are comfortable with
this name we will then need an address in the UK, which will serve as
the registered address of the company. We will also require contact
telephone and fax numbers in case the authourities want to do a check
before registering the company.
I urge you to respond appropriately and promptly so that we can move
forward.
Heartfelt Regards,
Steven.
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Subject: Onwards unto the breach dear fellows!
To: "Steven Omane" <stevenomane77@yahoo.com>
Dear Steven,
Sorry about the slight delay. Ran into some trouble with the police last
week concerning my presence in a public toilet on Deansway in Worcester.
Met some bloke in there with a big spongy nose and dressed in a stupid
English Civil War period uniform. Next thing I know, the police charge
in through the door and arrest both of us for cottaging! I dare not tell
you how outraged I feel about this. If a man's not safe in a public toilet
where is he safe?
I think the concept of registering a company over in Nigeria an excellent
one. You're probably right about my business, there's too many people
taking an interest at the moment, including the wife!
For your information my address over here is;
Roy Whiting
Hindlip Hall
Hindlip
PO Box 55
Worcester
WR3 8SP
Tel. 00 44 8457 4xxxxx
(West Mercia Constabulary)
I'm afraid the fax is non-operational at the moment but I have a trusted
friend who has one. Please tell me if this would suffice.
The ball is in your court now Steven. I'm going to be rich, RICH!
Yours in friendship,
Roy
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Subject: Re: We shall commence the transaction process.
Dear Roy,
My compliments and many thanks for your last e-mail containing the requested
details.
I am very sorry about your brush with the police authourities. Sometimes
these things just happen and it is often a very embarrassing situation
to be in.
Please be assured that with the receipt of the requested information
we shall immediately commence the transaction process. I will endeavour
to keep you informed of the progress made in due course.
As always, my heartfelt regards.
Steven.
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Subject: Re: We shall commence the transaction process.
To: "Steven Omane" <stevenomane77@yahoo.com>
Dear Steven,
Thankyou for your kind words. It's just that sometimes the young men walking
the streets and using these public facilities just look so damned attractive,
don't you agree? Sometimes it's a battle just not looking when you line
up next to someone when you syphon the python.
I await the news of the transaction with eagerness.
Your friend,
Roy
PS The Police are pressing charges against me for the incident with that
man, but it's no cause for alarm. I've been through worse scrapes in the
past and got through them. You just have to grease a few palms, know what
I mean?
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Subject: Re: We shall commence the transaction process.
Dear Roy,
Thanks for your last mail.
This is just to inform you that we have choosen Whiting Contracting
& Consulting Limited. We have started the process of incorporation
and will give you an update in the next few days.
Please, take care and stay out of trouble my dear friend.
Heartfelt Regards,
Steven.
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Subject: Any news
To: <stevenomane77@yahoo.com>
Steven my dear friend, is there any news from your end on this transaction?
I'm anxious to get this done. I'm not harrying you, I just want a quick
update, that's all.
I had a session with the Magistrate's in Worcester last week. It's good
news - there was insufficient evidence to prosecute me! Joy!
No need to worry about me now old chap.
Your friend,
Roy
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Subject: Re: Still
in Abuja.
Dear Roy,
I am sorry that I have not been in touch for some time now. I am still
in Abuja and very busy with the incorporation of the company and other
aspects of the documentation process.
I will get in touch when I am through in the next few days.
Take Care my dear friend.
Heartfelt Regards,
Steven.
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Subject: FIRE AND BRIMSTONE
To: <stevenomane77@yahoo.com>
Dear Mr Omane,
As I have not heard from you recently concerning the alleged "deal"
we had between us, I am presuming that you are reneging on the whole thing.
I'd like to express my intense annoyance with you for wasting my time.
The sleepless nights and hours of detailed preparation I have put into
this arrangement deserve more than total avoidance from my so-called business
partner.
Have you the first idea about establishing trust and co-operation?
Have you ever assumed any responsibility in matters of money?
Have you had any intention of pursuing this transfer with any integrity
at all?
You, sir, are a waste of time. A spineless goon in the world of business.
A knuckle-dragging bungler. A waster. A scoundrel. A bounder and a cad.
However, if you still feel you can earn us both money, my doors are never
shut.
Au revoir,
Roy
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